So, in researching of telnet, I have come across what could be the most unique ripoff of all time!
I present to you... ASCII Star Wars!!!
Anyway, I couldn't take much more than a minute or so of it, so I don't know how long it goes. All I know is that it is also available through telnet (an aging form of network communications - I use it to configure routers at uni).
I can't think of a way to stretch this out for much longer, so I'll leave it at that.
I'll post something a little more substantive next week.
Fare ye well!